{"product_id":"the-holy-gosh-darn-steam-key-2","title":"The Holy Gosh Darn","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/static.exertisztorm.net\/hashed_assets\/6885ba0893fc08fe70d1c93aacbc4590a113f645c19038603643047a1245d205.gif\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRewind time and save the future in this hilarious time-travelling adventure game.\u003cbr\u003eIn six hours, Heaven will be destroyed. Unless you can save it. Use your powers of time\u003cbr\u003etravel to jump freely between the past and present across Heaven, Hell, Earth and Helheim.\u003cbr\u003eUncover information in one timeline to alter things in another in a bid to stop heaven\u003cbr\u003efrom going bang. Again.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/static.exertisztorm.net\/hashed_assets\/a71e5b21f918c32dedae2552c1175073361226bd8a5dda60a0ce54ba628c4185.gif\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Holy Gosh Darn is a narrative adventure with a time-travelling twist. You play the angel\u003cbr\u003eCassiel, who must prevent an army of Phantoms from overrunning Heaven, which is really\u003cbr\u003eannoying because that’s where you live. Discovering the existence of the Holy Gosh Darn, a\u003cbr\u003emysterious artefact created by God thousands of years ago, you must strap on your time-\u003cbr\u003etravelling watch and set about hopping between the past, present and future meeting a cast\u003cbr\u003eof ridiculous characters across dynamically changing locations in a bid to uncover the secret\u003cbr\u003eto life, universe and… well, everything.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/static.exertisztorm.net\/hashed_assets\/f6aee492dbca653e8ccdb73117d9637681604ea6f421016b2e2c74609a0902e5.gif\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's a laugh-out-loud action adventure spanning multiple time periods and genres, which will\u003cbr\u003eanswer all of life’s most enduring questions, such as why time travel makes you barf; why\u003cbr\u003eonly angels get to swear and why skipping dialogue is totally fine when you’ve only six hours\u003cbr\u003eto save Heaven.\u003cbr\u003eExpect outrageous humour, inventive puzzles and laugh-out-loud set pieces with\u003cbr\u003eMetroidvania-style progression – all expertly crafted by Perfectly Paranormal, the team\u003cbr\u003ebehind Manual Samuel and Helheim Hassle.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/static.exertisztorm.net\/hashed_assets\/7926257e3b123112d374f283f33a60eadb8b2434c3c107de0029cdbd6f5158a8.gif\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Four different worlds to explore, across both Space AND Time!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Unique time-pressured narrative requires players to hurry along NPCs as they uncover new information.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Uncover fresh narrative strands which are triggered by progression, time, space and logic.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e 23 Heavenly Elders to insult! Gotta dis them all!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMeet all your favorite characters from the bible! \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Exactly 4,250 dogs - none that you can pet.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Yogscast Games","offers":[{"title":"The Holy Gosh Darn","offer_id":57350977323333,"sku":"81164","price":25.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0967\/6544\/4421\/files\/81164_s1Eh3EQR_full.jpg?v=1778021145","url":"https:\/\/www.2game.ca\/products\/the-holy-gosh-darn-steam-key-2","provider":"2Game","version":"1.0","type":"link"}